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Whether it’s a bold Barolo or a refreshing Rose’, we enjoy a few glasses of wine here at POURTIONS, but as we tell our kids, “everything in moderation.” These playful and practical glasses will look at home in the home, a wine bar, or at a vineyard tasting. At 16 oz., there's enough room to aerate your favorite wines, while still being mindful of your intake — the colored graphic lines indicate a perfect 6 oz. pour.
$16.95
Wine has some beneficial health effects, but too much of a good thing isn't good for anyone. So, enjoy your night, stay even-keeled, and hand over your keys if your...
$16.95
Inspired by the scathing humorist and Algonquin Roundtable alumni, Dorothy Parker. Our version is a gentle reminder that bending an ear and and elbow with friends is fun. Regrets? Not...
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From potentially lowering the risk of heart disease to promoting longevity, the health benefits of wine are well-documented. But like all foods, it contains calories--and too much of those can...
$16.95
Yes, eat drink and be merry with our funny wine glass— but what do you do if you enjoyed that Malbec a little too much? Call a cab, naturally. Or, an...
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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
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A little sparkling wine or prosecco can tickle your nose, but there’s nothing funny about too much of a good thing. Mind the bottom line, and you’ll be fine. Cin...
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Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
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Another entry in the Varietal Collection that pays homage to a favorite white wine. Maybe a crisp, buttery Chardonnay is your "go-to" white, but make sure you're not red with...
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Depending on what region the grapes are grown in, this delicious wine can have hints of blackcurrant or even eucalyptus (g’day!). Yes, life is a cabernet, but too much of...
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Whether you're at a wine tasting in France or hosting a tasting in your living room, these are the glasses for you. Part of our Varietal Collection that's inspired by wine country....
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bride·zil·la (noun, humorous) 1. "A woman whose behavior in planning her wedding is regarded as obsessive or intolerably demanding." So, hold your head high, lead by example, and don’t smash any...
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When your guests look back on your big day, you want them to think “Four Weddings and a Funeral”...not ‘Wedding Crashers.” Too much liquid “bliss” and you’ll find yourself on...
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What happens in Vegas, may stay in Vegas—but what happens at your wedding reception may stay with you for the rest of your life (and not in a “you have...
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Take a hint! Don’t be the person in the wedding party who uses the last dance as an opportunity to sing karaoke long after the music stops....and staff is clearing...
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Introducing a formally exclusive collection that is now available to everyone! Now, we don't want to say what store we originally designed these for (because it wouldn't be GOOD form), but we think they turned out...
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"M” is for Mother...Mischief...and also for Moderation! This Mother’s Day, POURTIONS has created a special glass for the best moms in the world, whether they like to kick back with...
