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Whether it’s a bold Barolo or a refreshing Rose’, we enjoy a few glasses of wine here at POURTIONS, but as we tell our kids, “everything in moderation.” These playful and practical glasses will look at home in the home, a wine bar, or at a vineyard tasting. At 16 oz., there's enough room to aerate your favorite wines, while still being mindful of your intake — the colored graphic lines indicate a perfect 6 oz. pour.
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Wine has some beneficial health effects, but too much of a good thing isn't good for anyone. So, enjoy your night, stay even-keeled, and hand over your keys if your...
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Inspired by the scathing humorist and Algonquin Roundtable alumni, Dorothy Parker. Our version is a gentle reminder that bending an ear and and elbow with friends is fun. Regrets? Not...
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From potentially lowering the risk of heart disease to promoting longevity, the health benefits of wine are well documented. But like all foods, it contains calories--and too much of those...
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Yes, eat drink and be merry with our funny wine glass— but what do you do if you enjoyed that Malbec a little too much? Call a cab, naturally. Or, an...
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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
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A little sparkling wine or prosecco can tickle your nose, but there’s nothing funny about too much of a good thing. Mind the bottom line, and you’ll be fine. Cin...
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Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
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Another entry in the Varietal Collection that pays homage to a favorite white wine. Maybe a crisp, buttery Chardonnay is your "go-to" white, but make sure you're not red with...
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Depending on what region the grapes are grown in, this delicious wine can have hints of blackcurrant or even eucalyptus (g’day!). Yes, life is a cabernet, but too much of...
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According to our assistant, Wikipedia, Pinot Noir is derived from the French words for "pine" and "black". But, get past the research, and you'll find a light, delicious wine. It pairs...
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Whether you're at a wine tasting in France or hosting a tasting in your living room, these are the glasses for you. Part of our Varietal Collection that's inspired by wine country....
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bride·zil·la (noun, humorous) 1. "A woman whose behavior in planning her wedding is regarded as obsessive or intolerably demanding." So, hold your head high, lead by example, and don’t smash any...
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When your guests look back on your big day, you want them to think “Four Weddings and a Funeral”...not ‘Wedding Crashers.” Too much liquid “bliss” and you’ll find yourself on...
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What happens in Vegas, may stay in Vegas—but what happens at your wedding reception may stay with you for the rest of your life (and not in a “you have...
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Take a hint! Don’t be the person in the wedding party who uses the last dance as an opportunity to sing karaoke long after the music stops....and staff is clearing...
