For everyday eats or party perfection,  POURTIONS™ collections are a humorous + healthy way to watch what you eat + drink—Enter EARLYXMAS10 for 10% OFF

"Til Closing"

Take a hint! Don’t be the person in the wedding party who uses the last dance as an opportunity to sing karaoke long after the music stops. And staff is clearing the tables. And the bride and groom are already at the airport. Maintain your sobriety—and you maintain your dignity.

  • Designed, manufactured, and obsessed over in the USA.
  • 16 oz. glass, with a perfect pour line at 6 oz
  • Color-screened inks are organic, durable, & dishwater safe  
  • Graphic lines are Metallic Dark Platinum & Matte White (yes, the metallic costs a touch more, but on this special day, worth a bit of a splurge :)

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