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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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With age comes freedom—and with freedom comes responsibility! So, whether it’s a birthday bash or just a festive Friday...
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Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
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A little sparkling wine or prosecco can tickle your nose, but there’s nothing funny about too much of a good thing. Mind the bottom line, and you’ll be fine. Cin...
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BACK IN STOCK! We’re committed to keeping things fun, frightful, and festive. So break out the make-up, fake blood, and your favorite grape beverage. With helpful & humorous markings at...
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BACK IN STOCK!! Ying, yang. Angel, devil. Force, dark side. Whatever is brewing in your cauldron this Halloween, we’re here to help you avoid that classic inner struggle. Our Stemless...
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Face it— ties are tired and cologne is cliche'. NEW for Father's Day, we've created a glass for the greatest dads in the world! It features our signature "perfect pour"...
25 holiday tunes to keep you rocking (and humming) around the Christmas tree. Like, follow, share, and bookmark!
play nowThese glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
What a wonderful plate! I have to admit as a single mother I worry about my kids’ nutrition, and this is a great gentle reminder for my teenage daughters to watch what they eat! It’s also perfect for reminding them why they don’t contact their mother once they’re 30 and have recovered from the eating disorder they developed when they were 13 ❤️❤️ Thank you Pourtions!
It’s ironic that I’m just reading this email because I just poured myself a stiff drink lol these glasses are perfect for sharing with a friend. I ordered the Boys Night Out set and me my guest like the way they feel and the perfect amount so he’s able to drive home which is right around the corner lol. I’m glad that I came across this website on Pinterest. I will be purchasing more sets just in my guest list gets longer. You won’t be disappointed. Guaranteed
I heard about Pourtions on a Molly Watts podcast and was hooked. From there I went online and loved the products. There have been times when I met a higher-end Barossa Valley Shiraz I absolutely could not resist. Well, I still love my Shiraz and in a fun way can gently, effectively remind myself to keep that love to celebratory level, lest I turn into a lampshade! Love this company.
I was very impressed with the customer service provided by Pourtions. They are the best!
Perfect for Halloween and for those friends and neighbors who somehow change their demeanor after imbibing beyond a certain point. We all know who they are!!
Love these, I included them in all my gift baskets for Christmas. Everyone loved them.
I can be a little snobby about wine glasses and this one did not disappoint. It’s a great size and heavyweight without being bulky. The decoration is well done. Very happy!
Saw these last year online and everything was sold out. 🙁I didn’t miss my chance this year. They are an amazing gift. Very happy with quality and print on plates.
I really liked how it came out
Nice quality
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These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
What a wonderful plate! I have to admit as a single mother I worry about my kids’ nutrition, and this is a great gentle reminder for my teenage daughters to watch what they eat! It’s also perfect for reminding them why they don’t contact their mother once they’re 30 and have recovered from the eating disorder they developed when they were 13 ❤️❤️ Thank you Pourtions!
It’s ironic that I’m just reading this email because I just poured myself a stiff drink lol these glasses are perfect for sharing with a friend. I ordered the Boys Night Out set and me my guest like the way they feel and the perfect amount so he’s able to drive home which is right around the corner lol. I’m glad that I came across this website on Pinterest. I will be purchasing more sets just in my guest list gets longer. You won’t be disappointed. Guaranteed
I heard about Pourtions on a Molly Watts podcast and was hooked. From there I went online and loved the products. There have been times when I met a higher-end Barossa Valley Shiraz I absolutely could not resist. Well, I still love my Shiraz and in a fun way can gently, effectively remind myself to keep that love to celebratory level, lest I turn into a lampshade! Love this company.
I was very impressed with the customer service provided by Pourtions. They are the best!
Perfect for Halloween and for those friends and neighbors who somehow change their demeanor after imbibing beyond a certain point. We all know who they are!!
Love these, I included them in all my gift baskets for Christmas. Everyone loved them.
I can be a little snobby about wine glasses and this one did not disappoint. It’s a great size and heavyweight without being bulky. The decoration is well done. Very happy!
Saw these last year online and everything was sold out. 🙁I didn’t miss my chance this year. They are an amazing gift. Very happy with quality and print on plates.
I really liked how it came out
Nice quality
