Walk down any street today and one thing becomes immediately clear: we have really let ourselves go. Waistlines are exploding like the national debt. Arteries are jammed like Grand Central Station at rush hour. And there are plenty of helpings of blame to go around — fast food, slow metabolism, excessive elbow-bending, and portion sizes that have increased exponentially.
So, pull up a chair and meet POURTIONS™ —unique cocktail, dinner and partyware. Every day of the week, our collections will provide a hip, humorous, and healthy reminder to watch how much you eat and drink. Whether feeding a family of four, or concocting an “in” drink for your friends, POURTIONS will keep you smiling—and keep you from overindulging.
$14.95
Glass Tumbler with Perfect Pour lines. These make great Gifts for Women and fun hostess gifts! Pairs well with Drink Mixology Kits. Use with White Wine, Red Wine and...
$26.95
Glass Tumbler with Perfect Pour lines. These make great Gifts for Women and fun hostess gifts! Pairs well with Drink Mixology Kits. Use with White Wine, Red Wine and other...
$15.95
Glass Tumbler with Perfect Pour lines. These make great Gifts for Women and fun hostess gifts! Pairs well with Drink Mixology Kits. Use with White Wine, Red Wine and other...
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Glass Tumbler with Perfect Pour lines. These make great Gifts for Women and fun hostess gifts! Pairs well with Drink Mixology Kits. Use with White Wine, Red Wine and other...
$16.95
Wine Glassware with Perfect Pour lines. These wine glasses make great Gifts for Women, Gifts for Men, Holiday Gifts, Hostess Gifts, and "Just Because"! You want to be the life...
$16.95
NOW BACK IN THE NORTH POLE— and READY to SHIP & WRAP!! Wine Glassware with Perfect Pour lines. These wine glasses make great Gifts for Women, Gifts for Men, Holiday...
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Wine Glassware with Perfect Pour lines. These wine glasses make great Gifts for Women, Gifts for Men, Holiday Gifts, Hostess Gifts, and "Just Because"! Alcohol can sneak up on you...
$16.95
Wine Glassware with Perfect Pour lines. These wine glasses make great Gifts for Women, Gifts for Men, Holiday Gifts, Hostess Gifts, and "Just Because"! One line says, “I’m in a...
$16.95
Wine Glassware with Perfect Pour lines. These wine glasses make great Gifts for Women, Gifts for Men, Hostess Gifts, and "Just Because"! Being the first one on the dance floor...
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Glass Tumbler with Perfect Pour lines. These make great Gifts for Women and fun hostess gifts! Pairs well with...
$10.00 $16.95
Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
$10.00 $16.95
Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
An eclectic Pourtions Playlist for April Fool's Day and beyond. Enjoy:)
Lets fool around>I tell guests what the lines stand for (6oz and 9oz) and barring anyone driving, the rest is up to them. Win-win.
Everyone - family and friends alike - love these witty, eye-catching, and practical plates and wineglasses. Price is right, and shipping was more reliable and timely than the big online stores. Whenever I think about gifts, I turn to Pourtions!
Planning this as a Mother's Day gift. She will love it!
As a mother of four, I have had to kick my own bottom to lose weight. I’ve lost eighty pounds, and I am incredibly proud of the hard work I put in. All of Pourtions funny and thoughtful designs help me to remember that maintaining is way easier than having to lose it all again.
I love this plate, and I'll be using it a lot!
A great way to make sure I keep my portions under control
Even better in person! Can't wait to start using it
First time ordering from Pourtions. The two stemless wine glasses arrived quickly and were very well packaged to prevent breakage. The glasses are well designed, durable, and exactly as described on the website. A great first impression - I will not hesitate to order from Pourtions again.
Not only humorous, the glasses are a perfect size and shape, and the marked pours actually work! They are for fun and everyday use. From a great company too.
Helps me keep my goals in mind.
These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
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I tell guests what the lines stand for (6oz and 9oz) and barring anyone driving, the rest is up to them. Win-win.
Everyone - family and friends alike - love these witty, eye-catching, and practical plates and wineglasses. Price is right, and shipping was more reliable and timely than the big online stores. Whenever I think about gifts, I turn to Pourtions!
Planning this as a Mother's Day gift. She will love it!
As a mother of four, I have had to kick my own bottom to lose weight. I’ve lost eighty pounds, and I am incredibly proud of the hard work I put in. All of Pourtions funny and thoughtful designs help me to remember that maintaining is way easier than having to lose it all again.
I love this plate, and I'll be using it a lot!
A great way to make sure I keep my portions under control
Even better in person! Can't wait to start using it
First time ordering from Pourtions. The two stemless wine glasses arrived quickly and were very well packaged to prevent breakage. The glasses are well designed, durable, and exactly as described on the website. A great first impression - I will not hesitate to order from Pourtions again.
Not only humorous, the glasses are a perfect size and shape, and the marked pours actually work! They are for fun and everyday use. From a great company too.
Helps me keep my goals in mind.
These glasses start a conversation every time we have people over. Quality in the glass as well as the saying written on them. We love portions!
These glasses are so well-made, and the sayings are hysterical. It sure gets the conversation started these make a great gift at holiday time or anytime. I’ll surely be ordering again.
They are quality made and a great gift idea for friends or family with a sense of humor
Purchased when some bubblehead called for it to get banned in all Macy’s. My wife and family love it.
The couple who received the gift just loves it
