Walk down any street today and one thing becomes immediately clear: we have really let ourselves go. Waistlines are exploding like the national debt. Arteries are jammed like Grand Central Station at rush hour. And there are plenty of helpings of blame to go around — fast food, slow metabolism, excessive elbow-bending, and portion sizes that have increased exponentially.
So, pull up a chair and meet POURTIONS™ —unique cocktail, dinner and partyware. Every day of the week, our collections will provide a hip, humorous, and healthy reminder to watch how much you eat and drink. Whether feeding a family of four, or concocting an “in” drink for your friends, POURTIONS will keep you smiling—and keep you from overindulging.
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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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A little sparkling wine or prosecco can tickle your nose, but there’s nothing funny about too much of a good thing. Mind the bottom line, and you’ll be fine. Cin...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Ringing in the new year should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure at CVS. Make your first...
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Studies show that most people gain about two pounds over the holiday season. So, when you’re raising a few glasses and watching the ball drop, watch the bottom line on...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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The only thing worse than showing up at book club without having read the book? Drinking like you’re a Hemingway character on a Parisian bender (“beuverie” to the locals). Everything...
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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
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This year’s Halloween parties may be fewer (and definitely further between) but zombie apocalypse or not, we’re committed to keeping things fun, frightful, and festive. So break out the make-up,...
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Ying, yang. Angel, devil. Force, dark side. Whatever is brewing in your cauldron this All Hallow’s Eve, we’re here to help you avoid that classic inner struggle. Our new stemless...
"We purchased lowball glasses recently after trying to during the summer when the Macy's debacle broke. So happy to support this small creative company with their humor and imagination. So necessary today! A lot of giggles our first Friday night using them!"
— Phil, Arizona
"I LOVE your plates and glasses. They will make wonderful gifts and be great for personal use. I am a Weight Watchers lifetime member and also worked for WW for 9+ years. ALL WE TALK ABOUT is portion control."
— Nancy, Houston
"The wine glasses are so cute. The customer service is awesome. I would highly recommend that everyone order from them."
— Charlotte, Alabama
