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"Wedded Blitzed"

When your guests look back on your big day, you want them to think “Four Weddings and a Funeral”...not ‘Wedding Crashers.” Too much liquid “bliss” and you’ll find yourself on the wrong end of a hangover, with the streaming video of your antics as a permanent reminder.

  • Designed, manufactured, and obsessed over in the USA
  • 16 oz. glass, with a perfect pour line at 6 oz
  • All color-screened inks are organic, durable, and dishwater safe  
  • Graphic lines are Metallic Dark Platinum & Matte White (Yes, the metallic costs a touch more, but on this special day, worth a bit of a splurge :)

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