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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
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Wasn’t it Oscar Wilde who said, “Love in excess, but drink in moderation”? (OK, actually, it was, “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”, but you get the idea.) Love is passionate...
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Face it— ties are tired and cologne is cliche'. NEW for Father's Day, we've created a glass for the greatest dads in the world! It features our signature "perfect pour"...
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"M” is for Mother...Mischief...and also for Moderation! This Mother’s Day, POURTIONS has created a special glass for the best moms in the world, whether they like to kick back with...
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Life is a series of choices. Do I or don’t I? So, when the host comes to refill your glass, play “nice.” If you’re naughty, you’ll find coal in your...
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Being the first one on the dance floor can help get the holiday party started. Being sent home in a sleigh led by 8 reindeer can get you uninvited next...
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Alcohol can sneak up on you in a few ways. It converts quickly to sugar and can help you pack on the calories. So get in the holiday spirit, just make...
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You want to be the life of the party—fun-loving, jolly, a joy to be around in any season, right? Then moderation will make sure you don’t turn into a grinch...
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Ringing in the new year with our funny wine glass should be a time of celebration and looking forward to great things to come! Not looking for a hangover cure...
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One says, “I’m in a festive mood and I’m here to party”. The other says, “I’m here to make a complete ass of myself…with random furniture.” Yes, it’s a cliché’,...
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With age comes freedom—and with freedom comes responsibility! So, whether it’s a birthday bash or just a festive Friday...
In celebration of the Madness that strikes every March, here are 25 songs that make us go out of our heads. Enjoy:)
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